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Knock 5

Whos that knocking at my door?...

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Beans means

Proud Mother: Look at my dear Johnny - so full of beans...

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By public demand - more knocks!

Now I know how Conan Doyle felt about bringing Sherlock Holmes back to life....

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Even more Knocks

Knock knock...

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The Return of Knock Knock

The popularity of these knock knock jokes has inspired some moe (rumours of even more to come!)...

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12 Knocks

Whos that knocking a my door?...

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Gardeners Question Time

Question Master; Now, who has the first question?...

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Next door's pussy

Man to next door lady neighbour: So how is your lovely pussy?...

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The return of Doctor Doctor

Doctor, Ive left my wife....

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Longer than yours

Some schoolboys were chatting on the playground showing off about their growing dicks....

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Ladies Football team

The bottom team in the Ladies League has an interesting squad of players:...

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Screw loose

Attractive lady to electrician:...

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Doctor Doctor again

Doctor. My husband cant get it up any longer....

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Doctor Doctor

Doctor I have just lost my wife....

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Broken watch

A man found his watch wasnt working so he took it to the Watch Repairer....

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A revealing experience

A blind man was sitting in a train when a beautifu girl sat down opposite him....

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Train mishap

Ticket Inspector to elderly Vicar:...

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Knock knock

To those who know this old chestnut - sorry....

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Who's that?

Whos that looking through my letter box?...

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Be patient

Exasperated mother to child ; Cant you be patient?...

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Three jobs for Baron Prescott

The House of Lords have deemed that the Baron Precott of Kingston upon Hull shall have the following functions:...

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Arse for the job

Capello to his team: You have let me down! You have let your country down! What is to be done?...

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Sacre bleu!

Our football team is a joke said an English fan downing his beer in a South African shebeen....

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My dinner party

It was a fine affair, with guests important in my career. But I kept putting my foot in it, except for one glorious mistake....

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