Train mishap

Submitted by j.w.

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Ticket Inspector to elderly Vicar:
'Can I have your ticket please, Sir'
'By all means, when I can find it'
Long fruitless search.
'I'm afraid I can't find it'
'Don't worry Sir. I know you must be an honest gentleman.'
'Don't worry? But I don't know where I'm going!'

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