The Return of Knock Knock

Submitted by j.w.

Friday, 23 July 2010

The popularity of these knock knock jokes has inspired some moe (rumours of even more to come!)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dawn
Dawn who?
Dawn Chorus

Who's that?
Algy
Algy who?
Algy from you pond

Who's that?
Di
Di who?
Di ing for a laugh

Who's that?
Don
Don who?
Don at the farm

Who's that?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete from the bog

Who's that?
Bianca
Bianca who?
Bianca England.

Who's ther?
Stan
Stan who?
Stan up.

Who's that?
Kylie
Kylie who?
Ky Lychee

Who's that?
Neil
Neil who?
Neil at your feet


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