Screw loose

Submitted by j.w.

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Attractive lady to electrician:

'Can you help me I've got a screw loose?'

'You need a psychiatrist for that, my love.'

'I just want you to tighten up my screw!'

'We don't do small jobs like that.'

'But it's a big screw.'

'I tell you what. I have a much better screw here. I will put it in for you, turn it nice and tight and won't charge you a penny!'


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