'Doctor I have just lost my wife.
'So I expect you think I will go and find her for you.'
'No no. She's kicked the bucket.'
'That was very careless of her. Was that before you lost her?'
'Doctor, she's gone to another place.'
'I should have thought we were are a very adequate surgery.'
'Doctor, please' sobbed the man 'my wife is dead!'
'But why didn't you tell me?'