Now I know how Conan Doyle felt about bringing Sherlock Holmes back to life.
These fans - but I mustn't knock it, it my soup and margarine.
So:
Knock knock
Whose that?
Hannah
Hannah who?
Hannah home
Who's that?
Lew
Lew who
Lewd and indecent
Who's that?
Desiree
Desiree who?
Desiree your body
Who's that
Pat
Pat who?
Pat your bum
Who's that?
Esther
Esther who?
Ester day
who's that?
Rob
Rob who?
Robing you
Who's that?
Nick
Nick who?
Nickers to you
Who's that?
Val
Val who
Val id
Who's that?
Ruby
Ruby who?
Rub y hard