By public demand - more knocks!

Submitted by j.w.

Saturday, 24 July 2010

Now I know how Conan Doyle felt about bringing Sherlock Holmes back to life.
These fans - but I mustn't knock it, it my soup and margarine.
So:
Knock knock
Whose that?
Hannah
Hannah who?
Hannah home

Who's that?
Lew
Lew who
Lewd and indecent

Who's that?
Desiree
Desiree who?
Desiree your body

Who's that
Pat
Pat who?
Pat your bum

Who's that?
Esther
Esther who?
Ester day

who's that?
Rob
Rob who?
Robing you

Who's that?
Nick
Nick who?
Nickers to you

Who's that?
Val
Val who
Val id

Who's that?
Ruby
Ruby who?
Rub y hard


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