Gardeners Question Time

Submitted by j.w.

Thursday, 15 July 2010

Question Master; 'Now, who has the first question?'

Female beauty: 'Can you give me some advice on growing my courgettes?'

Question Master: 'Fanny, this sounds like one for you'.

Fanny: 'You must be careful how you handle courgettes. You don't want them to grow into marrows, which can give you stomach pains.'

Female beauty: 'How about cucumbers?'

Fanny: 'I can give you some tips about them. When eating, take off the skin and put them in your mouth when they are slippery in your hand, otherwise they can go flop. Some people like to eat the seedy part in the middle seperately. On a hot day scoop it out and smear it all over your face. It is so cool.'

Question Master: 'Thank you Fanny. I think we have all learnt something there.'

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