'Doctor. My husband can't get it up any longer.'
'I can do something about that. Come into my dressing room.'
'No, Doctor. It is my husband who has the problem.'
'Don't be shy. I can deal with your trouble in no time. Just a quick injection.'
'Doctor, I think you have got hold of the wrong end of the stick!'
'No, that's you, my dear. You have got hold of my balls.'
