William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 February 2012

My birthday bash was an an absolute delight.

I gave a special party for my staff, my personal assistants Julian,
Tarquin, and Nigella, my manicurist Lucien, my dietician Vladimir, my cook Grzegorz. my publicist Angelico, my gardeners Augustyn and Bartlomiej. My personal protection officers Wilberforce and Wojtec, my chauffeur Stanislav, may house-maid Bruno, my hairdresser Attilio, and my financial advisor's Abraham, Abdul, Saboor and Gideon, and my window cleaner Borkowski, I entertained personally at our own get together.

How we all got into the hotel bedroom I don't know, but it was great fun!

The wife Ffion was away on one of her Paid Barclay's Bank Advisor's free jaunts somewhere.


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