William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Ffion, the wife, attended the Royal Wedding in a wheelchair after breaking her leg. She's such a heroin.

There's no truth in the rumour that she broke it in a hotel bedroom squabble with me and Lucien!

She's a writer, paid Barclay's Bank Advisor, business consultant and now, a broadcaster on S4C. She is fronting a new television series on high-flying Welsh women.

Now then... where are Damien and Lucien with my mid-morning nibbles?