William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 29 December 2011

I'm going to throw a New Years party this year for just my close loved ones.

I've invited my personal assistants Lucien and Julian, my night security guard Tarquin, and my night protection officer Nigella, Juan Lonun the new cook, my Manicurist Dick Finder, my evening Hairdresser Wilberforce, and Roger my gardener.

The wife Ffion can come too if she likes.