William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 24 November 2011

Ffion and I visited her Daddies castle overnight. I snuggled down in the four poster on the third floor in the West wing, keeping my assistant to hand.

When the maid Rodney woke me up with my male.. oh silly me, I mean mail, and brekkers this morning, he spilt some Panda Poo tea on Lucien's digit.

So Rodney climbed into bed to dry off Lucien, I dropped my Teddy bear on the floor, Lucien climbed over Rodney to retrieve the teddy bear, causing me to loose my grip on Lucien's assets, and the silver hand decorated breakfast tray fell on the floor next to the teddy bear. We laughed so much, I was afraid we'd wake Ffion, Carmilla and Imogen in the East wing bedroom.

The chauffeur and body guards should be driving me at ten o'clock to the City, so I'll nip into the servant's wing, with a little vaselined thank you present for them.

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