Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

They tell me that Van Persie has been offered £230,000-a-week in wages, just a little less than my salary, if he joins us at Man Utd from Arsenal.

Not bad really, cause when Bobby Charlton started he only earned £20 a week.

That's progress... thank heavens!

Now, what's the odds for the favourite at Chepstow?

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