Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 August 2012

I just had to laugh at this one I found on Raandom.com:

"England Shock! - Wayne Rooney has tested positive for a performance enhancing rug!"

The swines!

Saw this in the Mail: Asked if it is possible for Rooney to return to Everton, Hibbert told the Daily Mail: "I think it is. If Wayne says it, then I think the club would be stupid not to welcome him back.

Mmm...