Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 August 2012

Manchester United 0-0 Barcelona (0-2 pens): Nani, Young, and Rooney all miss penalties as Spaniards claim friendly win.

What a headline, oh dear oh dear.

This missing penalties is becoming an epidemic innit.

I should feel shame really... but still, I can comisserate with meself when I draw me £228,000 a week salary...

He he he!

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