Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

I see that Tottenham's Steven Caulker and Jake Livermore who are picked for the first time for the England squad.

I hope they realise that is only an enforced experiment trying them, because Roy Hodgson has given the real England players like wot I am a much needed break.

I even managed to get down to the stables to see me three racehorses.

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