Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 August 2012

Usain Bolt, the world's fastest man and Manchester United super fan, is eager to get a call from Old Trafford boss Sir Alex Ferguson for tryout, but I doesn't think he would make it.

Bolt, who recently flashed to a new Olympic record of 9.63 seconds to retain his Olympic Games title in London on Sunday and has the world at his feet in the sprints, says it would be interested in playing for the Barclays Premier side, and claimed that he wasn't joking either. He said: "But if Alex Ferguson called me up and said, 'OK let's do this, come and have a trial', it would be impossible for me to say 'no'."

He'd obviously add a bit of speed to the team!

But how would he cope with the high-class totty?