Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 9 August 2012

I was asked to play for Everton in Tony Hibbert's testimonial match against AEK Athens on Wednesday night, only for the game to clash with United's high-profile friendly with Barcelona in Gothenburg.

Shame really, but i wish him all the best. I liked his attitude:

Hibbert has never scored in 309 appearances for Everton, an unwanted club record, but claims to have no plans to take a penalty should one be awarded against AEK.

He said: "Everyone has been asking me that.

The manager hasn't said anything, nobody has.

I would rather us win 1-0 than us get beaten 2-1 and I score the goal. I just want to win. I don't know why everyone is saying I should take a penalty either.

It's an easy way of scoring, isn't it? If I'm going to do it, I want it to be a 30-yarder."

Good man!

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