Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Friday, 29 June 2012
The Mail printed this abart me un Coleen: The 26-year-old footballer looked rather glum out in public yesterday despite having just touched down at LAX Airport in Los Angeles. The sportsman was joined by his wife Coleen, 26, who also looked far from excited as she strolled through the terminal.
Wot do they expect? Wot wiv mt rave 'orses not winnin' again, u me accidentally dialling high class prossie Helen Wood's number wot I left in me mobile, and me finding some hairs on me collar! I've got a lot to look unhappy abart an I!
Oh... an England losing in the Euro too!... nearly forgot abart that.
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