Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 June 2012

On the beach with the missus and kids. This is the life.

Although to be fair, would rather be in Poland and Ukraine playing for England against Germany tonight in the Euro 2012 semi-final.

Get the feeling I'm never gonna win anything with England. Perhaps I should play in the Team GB Olympic squad - we'll have a better chance of winning.

They announced the squad today with Ryan Giggs in and David Beckham out. If I can injure Giggsy at a United training session before the games I'm the perfect replacement!

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