Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 20 May 2012

My period of enforced rest could turn out to be a blessing in disguise, believes the England manager, Roy Hodgson who revealed that I had been carrying an injury during the closing weeks of the season that would benefit from two weeks' rest.

I've been playing with a slight injury for the last three or four games and that needed a couple of weeks to really clear up, he said. It would have meant asking him to continue playing with this minor injury, which has been kept relatively quiet for the obvious reason that Manchester United didn't want to alert opponents. It [the break] will benefit him in every respect."

I ain't so sure!

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