Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 17 May 2012

Harry, I mean Roy has picked the England squad for the Euro's in the summer.

He has picked me despite the fact that I am suspended for the first two group games against France and Sweden.

The three other strikers are Andy Carroll, Jermaine Defoe and my United team-mate Danny Wellbeck. So I should be back in the team for the match v Ukraine, to score the goals that take us into the knockout stages!
Not that I'm an arrogant bastard or nothing.

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