Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 May 2012

You know, I see myself scoring goals the night before a game, I visualises every aspect of a match ahead of time.

And, as a child prodigy, breaking into the Everton side at just 16, I have visualised scoring goals ever since I was a child.

Of course I visualise other things, like money, minge and booze too!


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