Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 April 2012

Pep Guardiola confirming his Barcelona departure today, and revealed his intention to take a break from football next season?

Pep's 12 month sabbatical dishes up the possibility of his visiting my hair transplant specialist, to undergo a similar procedure and return to management rocking a vociferous hair style to rival Carlos Puyol's.
Not that his new found locks would last very long if the Spaniard ever decided to work under Roman Abramovich at Chelsea!

I can assure him the hair transplant worked well.

I'm lookin' forward to Man City on Monday.