Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 April 2012

The missus Helen.. no Coleen, has been feeling really under the weather and has been resting in bed.

Fergie told to be careful and ensure I don't put meself in the position where I can get infected.

So I've been put in the spare room at nights!

I'm not too bothered. It means I can stay up all night and watch me favourite TV shows without Coleen trying to get hold of the remote.

There are only so many episodes of Geordie Shore I can watch in one night, though!

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