Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 April 2012

I intend to start adding to me goal tally on Sunday, to make the 40-goal target wot Sir Alex has given me since Man Utd leapfrogged over City to the top o' the league!

I told Colleen that I was going to stick a few in - but she was alright abart it after I explained thut I wasn't talking abart that high class prossie: Helen Wood!

You got to laugh antyer!