Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 April 2012

Man City bastard Balotelli bedded my high class from £1,000-a-night escort girl Jennifer Thompson hooker for free - after pulling up alongside her in his £200,000 white Bentley.

They swapped numbers and later shared two steamy dates, including a pool party at Balotelli's new Cheshire mansion.

And the git knew all about Jennifer's history with me!

She famously bedded me seven times in four months for cash, including a threesome with fellow hooker Helen Wood, 24, while me wife Coleen, 26, was pregnant.

The Git!