Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 April 2012

I expect Man Utd to have the Premier League won well before the derby with Man City.

There is no way they can make up five point difference with us, like what we did with them.

They is doomed, un we will rein...rain.. er.. reign again!

Damned spell checker!

Tomway and Switcherooney me horses should be runnin' end of the month or next month. You'll get berra odds of them winning than Man Utd!