Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 20 February 2012

I can't understand why the BBC have not asked me to go on their Desert Islands Disc programme?

I've been ready for ages, I even managed to find out the name of a book. Mind you, if they ask any questions abart why I red it un woit it wus abart, that'd mean me 'aving to read it fost... mmm, mebbe not a gud idea then.