Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 July 2012

So today was my 50th birthday, but Katie filed for divorce on friday so it was a bit awkward.

I see what she did, she had no idea what to get me for my birthday, so she did that thing we did when kids, break up before a birthday or valentine and then get back together afterwards just to save buying a present.

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