Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 30 June 2012

Katie Holmes aka wife number three has instructed her attorney to file for divorce from me, Mr Tom Cruise.

This is deeply sad news. I thought we were getting along absolutely fine! I mean, we haven't seen each other for two years, but I sent her cards and gifts at Thanksgiving and new year.

The search for Mrs Tom Cruise number 4 starts today. Just need to log on to Craigslist.