Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

At a charity auction to raise money for HAITI, my movie buddy Sean Penn told all the women in the room to withhold sex from the men sitting next to them unless they paid up cash for the troubled country.

For some reason, I was sitting on the 'all men' table inbetween John Travolta and Russel Brand. How the three of us laughed!

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