Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 20 May 2012

Poor ole' John Travolta. How many claims of sexual harassment against him is it now? Four, five, six?

Like the Tiger Woods affairs three years ago, the number seems to go up every day. Just less blonde barmaids involved this time.

If John wants a full all over body massage he should have called me. I'd pop over to his place like a shot. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to pleasure, I mean massage John.

Well, maybe John giving me the full body massage. Happy ending!

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