Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Monday, 21 May 2012

Been asked to appear on the Oprah Show again.

Her ratings must be dropping, so she's begging me to come on and do the whole 'sofa jumping' thing proclaiming undying love for my wife thingy.

I suppose I could do the show, as long as she still employs the same personal masseur she had on my last visit. He was very very good