Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Hi Diary,

Why do I feel like a loser?

Is it because of all the negative publicity out there?

I can handle that because I'm not to bright and have this uncanny ability to let things bounce off me. Otherwise,I might have killed myself.

I have lots of money, beauty, and a wonderful family of misfits.

But doesn't everyone?

Maybe not the money or beauty, anyway.

Maybe I should accept that I'm a loser, and not fight it. Afterall, 8 billion people can't be wrong.