Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Monday, 25 April 2016

Gosh almighty diary, I'm thinking that Donald doesn't really want my endorsement. Here I gave that rousing speech in Wisconsin that was so good that none of those hicks even got close to hitting me with those vegetables. I hope Donald will let me do one in Iowa next. I know I'll really knock 'em dead with my lipstick on a pig joke there, you betcha!