Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Dear Diary - I am so hurt at the fact that Todd will not take me moose hunting. He says that he is too busy fishing with his fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka.

Fishing, smishing, I know that those two are engaging in some hanky panky but I cannot say anything because then he will bring up that black college basketball player and that Eskimo plumber.

And little Piper is really getting on my nerves. Yesterday I caught that little heathen trying to mate our pet rabbit with our bet woodchuck.

Sarah Palin

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