Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 May 2013

Dear Diary - No one cares about me. Everyone in the Lower 48 says that my 15 minutes are up. I miss being in the spotlight and having reporters ask me what I think about this or what I think about that.

I am so depressed that I have not even gone up in a state-owned helicopter to hunt moose like I used to do.

Bristol, Willow, and Palin all disrespect me and call me "Old Moose Mama"

And Todd is usually off fishing for salmon with his fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka.

Oh well, at least I can still see Russia from my bedroom and dream about one day going there to sign autographs.

Sarah Palin