Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Screw IT

I too dag gone old for this job.

This is going to be the last year.

I'm stuffing all the stockings with pure aspartame.

I know where I can get 700 billion dollars worth.

No more kids next year!

I'm going to Disney World!

And I think I'll eat the mooses.

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