Santa Claus - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
I too dag gone old for this job.
This is going to be the last year.
I'm stuffing all the stockings with pure aspartame.
I know where I can get 700 billion dollars worth.
No more kids next year!
I'm going to Disney World!
And I think I'll eat the mooses.
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