Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 25 December 2008

I always wanted to go to Cuba. But I never figured they would arrest me as a terrorist and send me here. The F15's around my sled, that was tacky.

Sure, I left a lot of unattended packages a lot of places; some of them could have been airports.

But, hey, I'm a good guy. I hope they don't put too much aspartame in the water when they water-board me.

And that was really nasty what they did to my animals. Stacking them all up on top of each other! They must have been so embarrassed.

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