Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 12 December 2008

Wow! Merry Christmas!

The Reindeer Games were amazing. Sadly, i didn't allow Prancer, Rudolf and Dixson participate because earlier i caught them with some 'Big 'n' Bouncy Reindeers' magazines.

I have now banned them from pulling the sled on Christmas Day because while the games were on, they snuck to the North Pole Bar and picked up some Ho Ho Ho's.

I feel sorry for the other Reindeer though.....they will now have more work to do with those three missing.

I hear that because of this 'credit crunch', children will not be leaving cookies and milk out this year but bread and water.

Heavens Forbid it!

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