Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Monday, 15 December 2003

It's bloody Christmas again and the wife has begun the celebrations already.

We get a white van to delivery the booze each day because our 4X4 can't carry enought to get Judy through the night.

The van driver asked if Judy had a drink problem and I pointed out that her only problem is that she has only one mouth.

Still, there's always the Christmas T.V. programmes to look forward to.

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