Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 24 February 2004
Please forgive me for annoying so many nice people on our popular T.V. show.
By the way, did I mention that I was a very successful reporter before I teamed up with my wife Judy ?
Then the supermarket plonk came to the rescue !
The booze makes life fuzzy round the edges, but it doesn't blot out the pain of my wasted years presenting boring programmes for boring peasants.
I could have been famous, like David Frost, but the clinging wife kept dragging me down to her sad level of mediocrity
Ah well !
Not to worry, Spring is in the air and we'll soon be getting lots of happy juice down our necks in the barbecue season.
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