Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 13 January 2004
slight change of plan, yeh, i wont be doing the killins of des and judy, unfortunately judy found the scrap of paper on which i had formulated my cunning plan.
i thought i had hidnt it so well, judy never usually goes anywhere near the letuce crisper it always booze, chocolate and fags where shes concerned.
next time ill write it on my body she'll never find it then...
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