Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Friday, 9 January 2004

My plan has nearly come to fruition soon I shall become king of Daytime T.V. again when I finally get rid of that Des O'Connor. I hate him so, but if my plan succeeds i shall Kidnap Mel and Burry Des in the Garden next to Judy and the Hamster. When I've convinced Mel that she loves me we can have our own show 'Richard and Mel'. Then I shall rule the world, HA Ha!!!!