Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

We have a great BBC 1 series planned for the New Year.

Good old-fashioned all-round family entertainment.

'Celebrity Survival' : some hapless celebrity with an ego bigger than their IQ gets a day's head start on me and my pygmy cannibal trackers, then we hunt them down. The old Track and Trap dodge.

Jane Goody's our first victim. Simply couldn't wait to volunteer when she heard we were going to tie her up and "eat her" once she was caught.

The bag doesn't look too tasty but we can marinate her for a day or so in a vat of elephant whiz.

Simon Cowell and Sharon Osbourne are candidates for the next shoot.

It's going to be a scream - literally!