Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 7 December 2008

Just finished filming a BBC Christmas Special survival programme featuring a traditional New Guinea Yuletide Bush Tucker Feast.

Me and me mate O'Dinga set out net snares and catch Bear Grylls, drag him back to our camp, skin him alive, then spit roast barbeque the posing git over a bed of hot stones.

You should hear the screams. The kids are going to love it.