Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 13 December 2008

Talk about testing your survival skills to the absolute limit.

Was in Woolworths today with the missus to do some Christmas shopping and take advantage of the 50% off closing down sale bargains etc.

Had a fist fight with two grannies over who got the last copy of the new Madagascar 3 DVD : I did, but with bruises. You should see the state of them though.

Two hour wait in a three kilometre queue for the cashier counter. Only one serving as the other staff were all busy shoplifting to make up their redundancy packages.

Survived dehydration by tapping into a house plant department cactus and getting half a pint of brackish water out of it.

The missus took the easy route and grabbed a can of coke from the drinks shelf.

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