Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 7 December 2008

Been visiting me mate Gordon Hillman in Kew Gardens' Tree Surgery clinic.

Old Gordon's laid up with a multiple case of dry rot and termite infestation in his wooden leg which we reckon he picked up on our Wild Food series foray to Mongolia.

A very evil little boring bugger is the Outer Mongolian termite.

Probably getting their own back on him for eating a pan of their mates fried in garlic.

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