Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Monday, 15 December 2008

Receiving all kinds of Christmas pressies from viewers of the TV series and readers of me books.

Some old gal doesn't like me eating tucker that I've had in a sock or strung in a tree for a week so she's sent me a solar-powered fridge. Laugh-it weighs 200 pounds.

Got a wind-powered portable telly off another couple so I had something to do after dark...Hmmmmm.

Best one was a camouflaged exercise bike with a dynamo attached so I could generate me own power at night.

Bless em.

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